I download babies. And then eat them. Thank you, Pete Wentz.

-flails about wildly-

So my biggest hermie's managed to escape. We're mounting search efforts as soon as it's "bedtime".

I resisted the urge to put any oceanic/lifeboat references, but an anthropomorphized tiger was just too literary for me to pass up.

I need to get on an actual computer and do this for real.

Oh, wow. It's good to be back.
PS: mobile? Waaaah? <3